People Of Wal Mart

[Brakos]

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/901.jpg

If I had told you that there is a picture where purple hair is the least weird thing going on, would you have believed me?

California

[Epic Dean]

Brakos stealing my thread :lol:


50
Aggghhhh!!! Okay, who’s takin one for the team?
Kentucky

[Brakos]

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/421.jpg

There are only 2 acceptable reasons to have your pig in Walmart. (1) You have somehow obtained a trained seeing-eyed pig (if so, good for you) and (2) to let the pig run around loose as you chase it with a knife dressed as a butcher to mess with all the other customers

Washington

[Epic Dean]

:wtf:

51
So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical enthusiast OR…..well, fill in anything, It really doesn’t matter because none of it will make sense.
Arizona

[Brakos]

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/SafeRedirect-3.jpg

He is wearing… a trash bag… as a skirt. I can’t even fathom a reason why! – “Well maybe it was some sort of an emergency.” Who knows what he is going to use the Tupperware for.

Oklahoma

---------- Post added at 04:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:07 PM ----------

If Bud Adams and Donald Trump ever had a child together.... well apparently they did.

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/414.jpg

[Hector]

Brakos stealing my thread :lol:


50
Aggghhhh!!! Okay, who’s takin one for the team?
Kentucky

That pic reminds me of Leo :hmmm:

[PWTRPWR]

That is just scary

[Epic Dean]

62
New rule: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to put my hand into, then by golly that is what’s going to happen whether you like it or not.
Oklahoma

[Drocks]

Ah, my favorite is back :lol:

[Epic Dean]

97
Come on, it’s just practice. I mean, we talkin’ about practice. Not a game now, we’re talking about practice man! Practice….not a game. Not a game. Practice. We talking about practice!
Virginia

[G Killette]

Gotta remember that line. :lol:

[Epic Dean]

102
If you don’t know by now, let me take a moment to reintroduce the legend. Ladies and gentleman, the undisputed champion of the pimp game……Willy.
Florida




103
Well in my expert opinion, I have to say that I like the bare thighs, but I like how the ponytail sits on the short sleeve shirt better than it does on the sweatshirt. Now if we could just combine the two!
Texas




104
No matter who wins the Super Bowl today, I would love to see this guy AFTER the game if this is what he is rocking beforehand. Enjoy the game (and commercials) everyone!
Louisiana

[Drocks]

Wow, that last dude probably was something to be around after that game lol

[Epic Dean]

112
If you start at the bottom and slowly work your way up, you will literally forget it’s a dude every time and shock yourself over and over again!
Unknown

[Drocks]

:rofl:

[Epic Dean]

I want this jacket

115
This guy was just standing in line patiently minding his own business when WHAM! out of nowhere comes this red turtle shell that knocked him right over and allowed 4 people to pass him in line!
Washington

[KASSIE]

:rofl:

[Drocks]

I want this jacket

115
This guy was just standing in line patiently minding his own business when WHAM! out of nowhere comes this red turtle shell that knocked him right over and allowed 4 people to pass him in line!
Washington

BALLIN!

[Bucs99]

This guy was just standing in line patiently minding his own business when WHAM! out of nowhere comes this red turtle shell that knocked him right over and allowed 4 people to pass him in line!
Washington


I almost died when I read this description

[Ole Miss]

I'm not seeing any of the photos while using the iPhone app :cuss:

[coin flip]

http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww46/jangler3/funny/image017.jpg
----

[Ole Miss]

Oh my the first pic I see via mobile is this :lol:

[HollywoodLeo]

That pic reminds me of Leo :hmmm:

Fat chance catching me wearing a Miller Lite hat and walking out of Wal-Mart with a case of it. :lol:

[Epic Dean]

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/976.jpg
Who had a better Valentine

[boris13c]

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/976.jpg
Who had a better Valentine



so was that in a Tampa FL Wal-Mart?

looks like something a Bucs fan might wear, pirate-like and red in color

[boris13c]

a trio of the Wonders of Washington ...




150
Hockey jersey, Scottish kilt, neo-Nazi boots….the only logical conclusion is that he is on his way to interview for an open position of “Crazy Hooligan”.
Washington




151
I think that triangle is a scratch-n-sniff. Go on, try it.
Washington




152
Why am I less creeped out by the huge dead raccoon on his head than I am of that power ’stache?
Washington

[boris13c]

always seems to be some odd stuff from Texas



188
Sometimes you have to go deep undercover. How do you think the queen of all homemakers Martha Stewart got caught?
Texas

[boris13c]

so, does this mean Weird Al is moving the Rai-duhs to Albuquerque?




193
I have no idea what type of Spanish fire department is sponsored by the Raiders, nor do I know where you can get a pink Raiders scarf to go with it. All I know is that if i’m ever in New Mexico I kinda want to set something on fire to find out.
New Mexico

[boris13c]

194
Once I get past the initial overwhelming feeling, I have to ask myself that if this entire outfit was consciously put together, was penis shaped fishnet hole intentional? I want to say “No, nobody would do that,” but if I were to go ahead and pick someone who might…..
Nevada

[G Killette]

so was that in a Tampa FL Wal-Mart?

looks like something a Bucs fan might wear, pirate-like and red in color

:sw:

---------- Post added at 06:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:55 PM ----------


always seems to be some odd stuff from Texas

Seriously, I would break out a written reprimand for this. Totally uncool. :rofl:

[boris13c]

um ... and this WASN'T on Halloween ....

===

197
It figures! The one time in my life I need to call on my guardian angel, mine takes the day off and I’m stuck with the substitute!
Idaho


===


oh, and that weird error happened again when I tried to post this within a quote tag

[boris13c]

The Bus Stops Here
http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1104.jpg

I feel like any minute now a big arm-bar is going to swing out with a Stop sign on it.

Tennessee

allrighty then

[Drocks]

I've forgotten about this site :lol:

[boris13c]

something for everyone ... a dwarf AND a woman wearing her underwear in public -




http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1136.jpg
You know who wants everyone to wear pants? The Communists, that’s who. Wrap your head around that.
Florida

---------- Post added at 11:06 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:57 AM ----------

Mrs Roboto?



http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1123.jpg
Domo Arigato Mrs. Roboto, Domo (Domo), Domo (Domo).
Ohio

[Drocks]

What is up with my people? :facepalm: :lol:

[EternalSyyn]

Brawl erupts over Easter candy





Police aren't sure whether Walmart's prices were so good or if there was a shortage of chocolate rabbits.

Whatever the reason, seven women ended up in a brawl in the Easter basket aisle Saturday evening.

Candy eggs, rabbits and Peeps flew through the air in an unlikely Easter exchange.

Property damage, primarily to candy and Easter decorations, totalled nearly $800.

Salisbury Police responded to the Walmart at 323 Arlington St. around 7 p.m. Saturday.

The five officers separated the women into two groups — with each claiming the other group started the fight.

Unable to figure out who initiated the brawl, officers decided to charge all of those involved in the incident with public affray.

Those charged, whose ages range from 17 to 24, are Carolyn Elizabeth Chawlk, Carmeisha Shannell Mitchell, Samise Tyshon Mitchell, Kim Rochelle Williams Mashore, Latikgwa Nikia Williams, Tameika Shareece Drye and Tiffany Elaine Chambers.

http://www.salisburypost.com/News/040610-cops-Easter-basket-brawl-at-Walmart

[boris13c]

Brawl erupts over Easter candy



Police aren't sure whether Walmart's prices were so good or if there was a shortage of chocolate rabbits.

Whatever the reason, seven women ended up in a brawl in the Easter basket aisle Saturday evening.

Candy eggs, rabbits and Peeps flew through the air in an unlikely Easter exchange.

Property damage, primarily to candy and Easter decorations, totalled nearly $800.

Salisbury Police responded to the Walmart at 323 Arlington St. around 7 p.m. Saturday.

The five officers separated the women into two groups — with each claiming the other group started the fight.

Unable to figure out who initiated the brawl, officers decided to charge all of those involved in the incident with public affray.

Those charged, whose ages range from 17 to 24, are Carolyn Elizabeth Chawlk, Carmeisha Shannell Mitchell, Samise Tyshon Mitchell, Kim Rochelle Williams Mashore, Latikgwa Nikia Williams, Tameika Shareece Drye and Tiffany Elaine Chambers.

http://www.salisburypost.com/News/040610-cops-Easter-basket-brawl-at-Walmart




:rofl:

maybe we should have our own "sign of the apocalypse" thread, and I nominate this news item as the first entry

[Drocks]

:facepalm: :lol:

[boris13c]

264

You look like a 4 year old playing dress up. Piece of advice: Say what you are wearing out loud before you wear it, because I doubt that you said “striped shirt, vest, jean skirt, leg tights, and a pair of red boots that a hooker would throw away”. I doubt you would think that sounds right.

Colorado

[boris13c]

265

Looks like we have just crowned the Royal Walmart Family – singer/songwriter Jewel and her husband pro rodeo rider Ty Murray.


Texas

[EternalSyyn]

Man shoots round into ceiling at el Mirage Walmart in front of people





EL MIRAGE – Police took a man into custody who reportedly accidentally fired one round into the ceiling of a Walmart in front of several people.

El Mirage officers responded to the store located at 12900 W. Thunderbird after receiving reports of shots fired. When police arrived at the store the manager was standing with the suspect.

During the investigation, witnesses told officers 30-year-old David Walter, of Surprise, entered the store with a semi-automatic pistol in a holster. He would reportedly holster the gun and un-holster it as he walked through the store. Witnesses say the suspect ‘continually messed with’ and was manipulating the gun.
Walter was standing at the electronics counter talking to the clerk when he reportedly pulled the gun out of the
holster, removed the magazine and put it back in. The clerk got scared and said she was afraid he was going to rob her and notified the store manager.

Walter again allegedly approached a checkout lane and stood near several customers and workers as he pulled the gun from his holster. As he pulled the gun out it magazine dislodged and fell to the floor.

Walter re-inserted the magazine into the pistol and manipulated it as if loading it when the gun discharged.

The suspect was arrested and booked on six counts of endangerment, disorderly conduct and discharging a weapon within the city limits.


http://www.azfamily.com/news/Man-shoots-round-into-ceiling-at-el-Mirage-Walmart-in-front-of-people-90280642.html

[Drocks]

265

Looks like we have just crowned the Royal Walmart Family – singer/songwriter Jewel and her husband pro rodeo rider Ty Murray.


Texas

Of course, Wal-Mart is a haven for celebrity sightings all over :lol:

[boris13c]

666
Okay Daisy, I’ve stopped giving you the benefit of the doubt and I’m now thoroughly convinced you are trying to show as much as you legally can. There is underwear that literally covers more than those dukes do!
Utah

wonder if Walmart sells the Daisy Dukes she's wearing? or if she cheated on WalMart with maybe shopping for them at K-Mart?

[boris13c]

667
We would like to apologize for apparently starting this new trend of hookers picking up their tricks at Wal-Mart. It was not our intention to give pimps new ideas to expand their market…..unless your wife is in the other room, then you’re welcome!
Texas


I'm guessing this Texas WalMart is near a strip club?

[boris13c]

668
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know you just ate an entire Thanksgiving dinner in aisle 5. I apologize, and by all means please loosen up those pants. Hell, why don’t you just head back to electronic, grab a seat, take your pants off and enjoy the football game and I’ll bring you some pumpkin pie in a bit.
Colorado



maybe she thought they had a dance off-pants off day at her WalMart?

[boris13c]

just for you Geezy :


669
Look it’s America’s favorite sweetheart who definitely isn’t following the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, or Christina Aguilera….because she actually has pants on.
Alabama

[boris13c]

671
No soup or salad for this guy. He only eats ham, bacon, or any other part of the pig.
Nebraska


not sure why there should be a pig reference ... I think the little shopper he's with looks fine in that position

[Drocks]

Ah, a classic thread...:lol:

[HollywoodLeo]

Not really a "person" of wal-mart but still funny.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs268.snc4/39751_423487762119_641182119_5406479_5874204_n.jpg

[Drocks]

Haha figures :lol:

[Bucs99]

I dont get it ?

[Drocks]

I dont get it ?

The RROD on the display Xbox :lol:

[Epic Dean]

:bucs:

[Mr. D]

:rofl: we seen that and leo had to take a picture of it

[boris13c]

730
With the pink, pale, ginger skin I can’t be 100% sure she even has shorts on, but I’m like 68% sure that she does and they are too short.
Texas



so I guess really small women can get away with wearing just their underwear out in public? because those look like panties, not shorts ... and it looks like the reason she is in her underwear is she is exchanging her pants, which are on her left arm

[boris13c]

731
Feel the sudden urge to Crack open a book? Well then unlike her, we got you covered. Check out the inside of our new book People of Walmart: Shop & Awe HERE (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1402250711/ref=s9_simh_gw_p14_i1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=1E7RPB689DVR3CD5R82F&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=470938631&pf_rd_i=507846#reader_1402250711).
Minnesota



well goddam ... needs to be more Wal Mart booty calls like this one

[boris13c]

732
It’s never a good sign when the thongs on your feet cover more than the one on your ass.
California



looks like California women like to keep their asses hanging out, even when they're grandmas

[Ole Miss]

i think i saw a redhead in very short pink shorts ............

[Mr. D]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/797.jpg

[boris13c]

738
Thanks for letting us all “Marvel” at you real life Storm (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10500000/Storm-x-men-evolution-10506275-1280-800.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fanpop.com/spots/x-men-evolution/images/10506275/title/storm-fanart&usg=__9v2mjnZ5kanYeluzhfSchG4-t1A=&h=800&w=1280&sz=323&hl=en&start=87&sig2=UCi3l_mL3LQVWbQiaXHnGg&zoom=1&tbnid=iPFGUWqY8gtXMM:&tbnh=142&tbnw=191&ei=TS91TKeuIs2Dngem6_DfBg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dstorm%2Bxmen%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa% 3DN%26biw%3D1395%26bih%3D806%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C197 3&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=226&vpy=382&dur=178&hovh=177&hovw=284&tx=171&ty=111&oei=Jy91TO3ULoiNnQfhkIj8BQ&esq=4&page=4&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:87&biw=1395&bih=806). Maybe some day we will all be fortunate enough to find out your powers ran out and you electrocuted yourself.
North Carolina

[boris13c]

739
I’d like to come up with a witty caption here but I’m literally choking on all this loneliness.
California

[Drocks]

well goddam ... needs to be more Wal Mart booty calls like this one
Minnesota....:hmmm:

[boris13c]

Minnesota....:hmmm:


need to go shopping at Wal Mart more dude ...

[boris13c]

740
Why are all these guys following me everywhere?
Pennsylvania



looks like some easy dates can be had in PA

[Drocks]

need to go shopping at Wal Mart more dude ...

I haven't been to Wal-Mart in a few months, not exactly my typical shopping locale :lol:

[boris13c]

I haven't been to Wal-Mart in a few months, not exactly my typical shopping locale :lol:

even with lures such as butt cleavage girl?

[Drocks]

:rofl:

Wal-Mart ain't the only joint to catch some booty cleavage....:justsayin:

[boris13c]

:rofl:

Wal-Mart ain't the only joint to catch some booty cleavage....:justsayin:

ah

while I know that to be true in many places, I wasn't sure about Minnesota, Land of Lutefisk

[Mr. D]

:rofl:

Wal-Mart ain't the only joint to catch some booty cleavage....:justsayin:
need pictures or We don't believe you :lol:

[Drocks]

need pictures or We don't believe you :lol:

They usually scatter when the flash goes off :shrug:

[bignight]

Two newlyweds and their entire guest list at Walmart, yet I’m the one who gets odd looks for walking through their “dance floor” to get to the checkout. How about not having your first dance while I’m picking up toilet paper?!
Michigan741

[Mr. D]

They usually scatter when the flash goes off :shrug:
get an iPhone with no flash :shrug:

[boris13c]

Two newlyweds and their entire guest list at Walmart, yet I’m the one who gets odd looks for walking through their “dance floor” to get to the checkout. How about not having your first dance while I’m picking up toilet paper?!
Michigan741



the groom looks like a slimmed down Tony Soprano

Carmilla must have dumped him

and I guess family business must have really gone downhill since he is getting remarried in Wal Mart