Chef dies after feeling ...eel

[EternalSyyn]

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS#ixzz0mhRJrglD

[Epic Dean]

What the fuck

[boris13c]

see, my group of friends will seriously fuck with you if you're dumb enough to pass out at one of our parties ... but that is limited to say, a make-up job, or having fingernails painted, or posed in embarrassing ways for pictures

shoving a flesh eating critter up someone's ass as a "practical joke" simply does not compute with me

so will the people who did it be charged with murder?

[Ole Miss]

The visions this gave me are gonna make me get drunk..... but no way I'm passing out

[G Killette]

I put my eel in Brakos mother.

[Geez]

:lol:


did anyone else picture dr evil while reading the thread title?

[Drocks]

I guess this applies to more than white people :shrug:

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[G Killette]

I guess this applies to more than white people :shrug:

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....394

[Drocks]

....394

:lol: